Sunday, November 4, 2007
This one's for you Robbie T
So since play off tickets for the Sahx was your first two born children, we decided to hook up with a few of Quinn's friends from work and go watch game three of the world series at a sports bar near beantown. Truth be told i spent most of the time squinting across the bar to watch the buckeyes beat the shit out of the nittney lions...they only had the football game on one 27in tv in the entire bar. But after some laughs and a few cheers and some close minded baseball conversation, it was time to hit the old dusty trail back home...WARNING...if you have a weak stomach you might wish to turn away. Throughout the evening we had a couple sango's and a bowl of chowda and 6 pitchers of beer...yes we still got it. Now in ohio...or better yet bobs the 6 pitchers even if you paid full price for all of them, would have been 30 bones...not that bad. Now i know i wasnt at bob's, so i was expecting the beer to be a bit more pricy, but after all was said and done and the server slipped the tab on the table i turned it over and saw...........$$$102.98 oh and by the way we were drinking rocky mountain spring water (coors light).
Now i wasnt trying to deter anyone from coming to visit we have a few places here that are a little more friendly on the pocketbook, but sadly looking back it was worth the money just to see the atmosphere and actually see what winning a world series looks like. On a side note, i was giving everyone i work with shit when the tribe was up 3-1 and i was wishing the tribe well. Wait till next year i suppose.
Till next time....G'aarrr
Monday, September 17, 2007
Can the Big Ten (11) Salvage a mediocre season?
ND is absolutly horrific this year, i know they are young and have a freshman QB, who at times has shown signs that he will be a good player for them. But my question is who the hell has Mr. Weiss recruited for ND besides Jimmy Clausen? All of Willingham's boys are virtually gone and Weiss's golden boy has moved on to oranger pastures. What will Weiss do know? my suggestion is lyposuction for starters, then he should get some of the film students to film the other teams practices to give them a fighting chance.
Moving onto sunday, the Clowns bounced back from a whoopin last week to put up more points than the Cavs did in the NBA Finals. But in watching parts of that scoring fiesta one has to ask...How bad is Cinci this year? Marvin Lewis is supposed to be a defensive genius, if he is a genius then he makes forrest gump look like einstein. The past couple of years the AFC North has been a very strong divison, but this year it is hard to say so far...The browns and bungles have their own problems..they cant stop a nose bleed right now. The ravens, defense is their only/best offense on the upside atleast boyler threw a pass that heap could actually catch. The Steelers on the other hand have looked good the past two weeks, defensively very effective and offensively they have shown some bright spots, but they have played no body yet, so the verdict is still out on Big Ben chucking it up 30+ times a game.
As for video boy in NE, whether they had signals or not, they made the Chargers look like static electricty, not a lightning bolt. The Pats came out and smacked them in the mouth and didnt back down, barring injuries they pats will be very very hard to beat this year....Dolphin fans beware.
Enough of my sports rants, till later....G'arrrrr
Thursday, September 13, 2007
The search is over.....
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
We didnt land on plymouth rock....(SOAPBOX WARNING!!!!)
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Sorry for the delay....
On a side note, i actually stepped into a fitness facility recently, i must say that i knew i was out of shape but it was a matter of how out of shape i was. Lets just say its a good thing i didnt have a job....i was laid up for a couple days, but got back on the horse and have proceeded to go a few other times since then. the goal is to be able to afford a gym membership, so that way i am not a complete fat ass and i can lose my membership to the dick'e'do club...dont ask, i saw it on a t-shirt.
Till the next time...G'arrr
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Right turn clyde...
So one of the things i have noticed while being in New England, these bastads dont know how to drive, AT ALL! During the rainstorm on the drive up i took for granted as it might not rain that much up here, its New England, they have an ocean view, so i know it has to rain. Plus it has rained about 50% of the time we have been here, so get used to it already. But enough about poor rain driving, they just cant drive in general. I think i have found how gm and ford are cutting corners besides laying off jobs, they are not putting turn signals into the cars that they sell in NE. Oh and do not i repeat do not obey a stop sign, if you do be prepared for a lound HONK! Worse off they just pull out in traffic and expect you to stop so that they can pull out of a parking lot, WTF! I think i might have to buy a snowplow ths winter and show these morons how i really feel. So besides the horrific driving abilities and the lack of street signs, New England isnt all that bad. Good food and damn good beer, now all i need to do is find a J.O.B. and i will be all set.
A side note, i forgot how to check my responses for my blog and when i figured it all out i was shocked to see that a few people actually read it...Thanks fella's.
Sunday, August 5, 2007
NFL Notwork...
So last night at dinner, i had this great rant in mind for the blog...sadly a few margarita's later and that idea vanished like cupcakes at fat camp. So after racking my mind to figure out what the hell was grinding my gears, i threw in the towel. Lucky for me I became excited for a preseason football game...i know i know, its preseason. But this game will officially begin the Mike Tomlin Era in the Steel City, so i just wanted to watch the game to give my professional opinion and to give this blog a wee bit more substance. Well then i found out the game was on the NFL Notwork, i was about to jump off a bridge. For those who do not know the nfl notwork used to be carried by the cable networks when you bought the digital packages, but since no one ever watched it, they thought it would be a great idea to make it a premium channel, like hbo or skinimax. Who ever thought of that idea....The Comish, Roger G. is a moron, no one watched it then and no one will pay to watch it. So here i sit with my hopes higher than Dave Chappelle in Half Baked, only to find out that i wont be able to watch a single snap. For some reason the nfl notwork picks up certain games thru out the year, i think they threw in another game on thanksgiving last year and now the hall of fame game. What else will they do in the future...pay per view for the superbowl?
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Directions please!!!
The good news is that i have my first interview today, hopefully i can find the joint :)
Sunday, July 29, 2007
The Triumphant Return...To blog or not to blog
Sorry for the loooong delay, roughly two months if your scoring at home. To be honest i have consulted my blogging mentor and we discussed whether or not i could/wanted to continue to blog. For a while there i was about 99% sure that i would never blog again, it just was not for me, plus i cannot spell very well :) But i must say that the recent move to boston has inspired me to give it one more go. Since there will be new experiences, trials and tribulations going on in my life that this could be the chance to get this blog off of life support and get it up and kicking again.
So after 12 hours in a car, we finally arrived in Mass. and for some strange reason i thought we were in phoenix....it started to rain and no one up here new how to drive a car...WTF? Its New England!!!! Anyway, moving on, of course your first night in a new city there are several things you need to locate first: 1. your apartment, check 2. grocery store, check 3. liquior store, check (listed by priority not importance) For those of my many millions of readers who know that i love a good pint of beer or bottle for that matter, i see this as a great opportunity to indulge in some of New Englands finest microbrews. Last night i enjoyed a six of SmuttyNose Summer Weizen Ale. It did get better with time, then again so does Shlitz, it was a little hoppy at first, but after the first two the next four went down like gang busters, so with that ill give it 6.5 (out of 10). The .5 is for the picture on the front of the label, it is right out of what looks like the 50's, it is someones mom on a raft in a pool, and below the picture it says "C'mon in, the water is nice". When i get a digital camara i will drink another six and repost the label i promise. Till next time....Gaaarrr
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Sorry for the delay....
After dinner we walked by my car, i figured a few minutes in a bar would somehow recharge my keyless entry, i was way off on that one, so off to the show we go. Side note, if you have never been to Columbus Civic theatre, give it a try, it's very beautiful. We had great seats, center balcony, right on the aisle to boot. Now i have been a george carlin fan for many years, hence my language, i own all of his books and have seen many of his hbo specials. Georgie walks out on stage with a notebook and some loose sheets of paper. He announces that he is working on new material for his next hbo special, he just turned 70 so he now calls himself an "old fuck". George was his edgy old self, with the exception of him crossing a couple lines during the show i give it 3 3/4 stars out of 5. Those lines that he crossed were not hairlines either, they were more like gorges, but i guess thats his way to stay up with the times. So after the show, i made the not so long dreadful walk back to the taurus, with fingers crossed that it was still there....and sure enough out of the corner of my eye there she was, i was able to tell by the two toned bumper that i had installed almost a year ago. Stay tuned...
Saturday, May 19, 2007
And down the stretch they come...
The 132nd running of the preakness and the one year anniversary of Barbaro. Going back to this race last year when Barbaro went down, i clearly remember seeing the look on his owners faces....Agony to say the least, but what i noticed most was the look on thier kids faces. They had a look of sadness as any child would in that scenario. But the best part is when the one kid tried to hug his mom and she pushed him away. Now in her mind im sure it made sense, because she could get millions upon millions of dollars putting that horse out to stud. And all those brats would give her was dept in the form of college student loans, so the choice was simple. I guess my question is are they getting any royalties from Alpo. Oh and also on this date a year ago, i passed on going to see pearljam, i decided to get loaded instead.
Okay, so now that i have secured my place in hell, im going to see George Carlin tonight. As if going to hell wasnt bad enough i have to go see GC tonight to ensure i get a front row seat, review of the show to follow.